silence7@slrpnk.net to New York Times gift articles@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 18 days agoA Black Eye at the White House: Did Somebody Punch Elon? The list of possible suspects seemed long.www.nytimes.comexternal-linkmessage-square23linkfedilinkarrow-up184arrow-down15
arrow-up179arrow-down1external-linkA Black Eye at the White House: Did Somebody Punch Elon? The list of possible suspects seemed long.www.nytimes.comsilence7@slrpnk.net to New York Times gift articles@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 18 days agomessage-square23linkfedilink
minus-squarenjm1314@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·18 days agoThere’s no fucking way of 5 year old gave him that black eye with just his fist. That’s a I took too much ketamine and passed out black eye.
minus-squarecabbage@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·18 days ago “I was just horsing around with little X, and I said, ‘Go ahead, punch me in the face,’ and he did” “Oh the black eye? It’s nothing, I was just teaching my 5-year old to punch me in the face, because that’s a normal and healthy thing to do”
minus-squareauraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·18 days agoThat wee guy is a psychopath, bet our kids end up having to deal with his reign.
minus-squareauraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·18 days agoYeah I was punched in the face frequently in my 20s and it’s surprisingly hard to give someone a black eye. Looks like he’s been legless and cunted it into a coffee table
There’s no fucking way of 5 year old gave him that black eye with just his fist. That’s a I took too much ketamine and passed out black eye.
“Oh the black eye? It’s nothing, I was just teaching my 5-year old to punch me in the face, because that’s a normal and healthy thing to do”
That wee guy is a psychopath, bet our kids end up having to deal with his reign.
Yeah I was punched in the face frequently in my 20s and it’s surprisingly hard to give someone a black eye. Looks like he’s been legless and cunted it into a coffee table