Did you give me the wrong time again? 
I’m the trans girl, I hope that narrows things down
Oh fuck, that was today!?
The FBI agent that handles my case file was supposed to give me a ride but he’s sick sorry.
I was at the meetup in Jakarta. I spent a lot of money flying there!!
Ahah you have fallen into my honeypot
No, the hotel, not the landscaping place.
We all saw a scary looking owl and ran away
Oh fuck thats what that was? I thought it was a crow
It was scary either way! We were scared
we moved to the denny’s down the block
I thought Denny’s is for winners 😔
it’s an american restaurant, of course not
Sorry, the invite said “no liberals”
Oh shidd oh fugg ive been owned
Sorry, I’m busy giving my personal information to the feds
I told you we are on Burkina Faso time now
Chilling at home in my undies, eating some spaghetti
This you?
Not as bald, but yeah
I think the CIA handler made the mistake on the meeting spot instead of the time now.
fella fell for the honey pot
Hey, we’re at a second location! Just head for the helipad and ask Adolf Himmler-Garcia to fly you over.
