What happens when Linus dies/retires?

∟⊔⊤∦∣≶@lemmy.nz · 2 年前

baseless_discourse@mander.xyz · 2 年前

But what happens when Bill Gates is dead?!

kebabslob@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 年前

We all become MacroHard

Damage@feddit.it · 2 年前

Bill Gates will never die, he’ll transfer his consciousness to the 5G network and control us all through vaccines

LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

“You see officer, it wasn’t me robbing that bank. Bill Gates did it!”

PainInTheAES@lemmy.world · 2 年前

All the vaccine microchips activate and we all become Bill Gates. ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ

Klear@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

What a blessed day.

PainInTheAES@lemmy.world · 2 年前

MSed day to you

Gunpachi@lemmings.world · 2 年前

That would be one helluva evil plan.

Salix@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

Might be better than Being John Malkovich

pan_troglodytes@programming.dev · 2 年前

cheering in the streets? orgies?

GBU_28@lemm.ee · 2 年前

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