a good definition for what a crappy correlation is is just the spurious correlations from the spurious correlations website that’s in the main link , and the whole point of them is that they’re funny. And by crappy we mean something that is mathematically correlated that it makes absolutely no sense. That’s why it’s funny, and that’s what makes it funny. If you do not make the moderator laugh, you will be executed. There’s no probation, we just go straight to execution. Oh I’m sorry, I meant crucifixion. Let’s do crucifixion.