Obese woman: I AM DISPLEASED!!!
Lover number 2 scurries in, head low eyes darting around: yes milord
Obese woman: bring me 6’s head on a pike, but do it… Slowly.
Lover 2: yes milord backs into the shadows quietly.
The headline seems to imply that the real news is that the “Obese woman” has FIVE lovers
You have functional eyes? Do you want anyone of those people?
You’re just mad you’d never have 5 lovers
Bro, they say perpetual motion is impossible, buuuuut, see. These sciency types ain’t had a woman like her.
You just climb up on her and smack your own ass and BAM. Perpetual motion.
All you gotta do is ride the wave after that until you’re finished.
All these Charles Manson lookalikes must have learned about the perpetual motion truth and got excited enough to become love slaves to this trophy of a perpetual motion machine.
I’m telling you bro, it’s like surfing but it smells funny and you’re getting laid.
muffled “wooba wooba wooba wooba wooba” noises
Stay classy Daily Heil.
Its always a huge hit to the self esteem when you see people like this with many lovers and I can’t even get a date.
These folks aren’t interested in a date. Depraved sex is to them what collecting old video games is to me.
It’s just a hobby, and they aren’t usually picky or they can’t afford their hobby.
You can get a date, if you lower to standards to anyone. No shade, but are you looking to hit up Ms. “obese, unhygienic, multiple kid having, dirty house and stinky 🐱?” Not saying that you should, but if you accept anything, you’ll get anything.
For a start, pretty sure none of them know what a lemmy is
One of the guys might be free. Gotta get in line for her tho …
Two of the men have the same last name and are 26 years apart in age. Are they father and son?
Short answer: yes
Long answer: also yes.
Thanks for explaining that.
husband looks like if an Amish guy was super into Linkin Park
Bottom right had bits of Adrien Brody DNA. Bottom middle had bits of Guillermo del Toro. Husband, maybe Geico Caveman? Top two, I got nothing. Top-middle is like Wish.com Kurt Cobain, maybe. Top-right kinda looks like a former professor of mine, but that’s not helpful.
Top right Ricky Gervais maybe?
I was thinking Haley Joel Osment in about 25 years.
Top right reminded me of someone, I’ve been racking my brain for the last couple of hours and finally figured it out.
Nice, good call. Also maybe this guy:
For all, that’s Dennis Franz (Captain Lorenzo from Die Hard 2), not porn hedgehog Ron Jeremy, though he would be a much better example for the guys above.
Maybe guy above is a Jeremy/Franz love child
Me wondering what obese has to do with it… “Dailymail” oh… Got it.
I read the article and have no idea
Also the bold all caps FIVE… Like, can you beleive an obese person can have multiple people interested in them?
Somehow it follows us from FB to Twitter to Reddit to here.
What does daily mail have to do with it? Bitch is obese. Can the news not report facts anymore. Are people so used to clickbait that factual headlines bother them. I guess clickbait really has won.
Is she:
✅Obese
✅Woman
✅FIVE lovers
The only reason to point out her weight is to trigger some unnecessary reaction of disgust from people. It’s not a matter of factual or not, it’s not relevant at all to the story about “abducting and torturing” a person. Why does it matter at all that she’s obese? They didn’t put “short dark haired, white, brown eyed…” They chose obese for a reason and to me it’s kinda gross to be enforcing the whole “weight shame” thing. Like yeah this person is supremely fucked up, but you put that stuff out there like it’s normal and ok to shame someone for which has an effect when taken in with the rest of what we observe in any given day.
What dailymail has to do with it is they’re a shit rag tabloid outlet that runs the kind of nonsense stories you used to see about people finding Bigfoot and whatnot so it makes sense they’d be framing something like this. It’s a form of click bait to be honest, it doesn’t have to be a lie to be click bait it just has to attract your click. The obese part isn’t necessary but it might get someone to click.
Obese commenter @Jimmycakes@lemmy.world with no friends and social life, who recently discovered a huge wart on his nose, and who just remembered that nobody likes him, left a comment on a post recently.
That don’t even make sense the wart is on my dick. You can be sued for libel and cyber bullying
I can see why folks are so upset, but the obesity is the only thing that makes this story interesting in today’s crazy world.
Articles need a hook. Like meth or maga or madness or incest or … obesity. That’s how they get read.Now … I imagine most of you don’t have any experience with polyamory. A LOT of those folks are morbidly obese. So the joke here is that DM is screaming about an everyday fact of that community in order to hype a … murder? (dunno, dont care about theses idiots, didnt read.)
You, too, can be in a polyamorous relationship if you get on meth. Woohoo!
Man, I never thought about how fucked up the idea of fucking a clone that you yourself made actually is.
She’s got a type
Was gonna say she did, and that that type has great hair, but top right over here bucking trends. Why did she not have them kill him instead?
People who wear orange 😍
Orange is the new black?
It must be a cult uniform. That prison jumpsuit look is all the rage amongst polygamous cultists I hear.
But I wanted lemon-lime!
And range!
She has all her stat points in Charisma.
I’m tempted to say: “you do see the same guys i’m seeing?” Doesn’t take a lot of charisma, she seems to have caught a bundle of lost souls and used them.
maybe, but she didn’t have to. she’s a woman, there’s not much charisma needed
It’s one thing to say many men are easy, it’s a whole ass other thing to say any woman could have 5 lovers alongside their husband and get him and 4 of her boytoys to do crimes. She’s damn sure got something. My husband would draw the line well before 5!
There were only 5, not 120!
I’d be fine with it, but my wife barely likes men. There’s no way I could convince her to find me a gaming buddy.
(I kid! I’d actually rather she find someone that knows C++.)
What do you want to know about C++?
I love Lemmy.
So. Honestly, I’m in over my head on a couple projects that I thought were going to be “easy enough.”
I’m new to the entire “type” of project I’m building - ESP32’s with displays. The starter project is a ‘magic 8 ball.’ I have one of these already and figure the gyro/accelerometer can capture the shake/flip motion. The more complex one is intended to be backed by ESPHome and use a motion sensor/Bluetooth presence detection to deliver customized messages in addition to providing smart home control.
In the course of trying to figure them out, it’s become apparent I’m going to have to learn/use LVGL for the graphics. I haven’t yet gotten to LVGL and I already am on the struggle bus.
Hmm that sounds interesting.
I’d say to message me on discord and we can talk about it more but I don’t think Lemmy supports DMS? Or maybe it’s just my app.
Either way I don’t really want to dox myself on this account so idk haha.
Edit: I guess a link that inspires in one week is fine. This account isn’t really that anon anyways.
Add me as a friend on Discord! Invite expires in 1 week: https://discord.gg/MvUd4Qrd
5-man polycule takes skill
So the guys have their Self-esteem in negative numbers?
Infinite negative numbers.
what do you mean by this
What do YOU mean by THAT?
Sincerely? It was an attempt to be Socratic like @TheKMAP@lemmynsfw.com said.
Sometimes I like to know if pressed what will happen. Was it a general misogynist comment? Serious or a bad attempt at a humour? How much have they thought about it? Little or have they gone down the incel/manospshere/redpill rabbit hole?
You know? Maybe they’ve never been called out and asked to reflect on their beliefs before.
Nah, I was just trying to be funni.
People with no game blame “society” for “training” women to act as if sex is something to be withheld, thereby creating an economy where women don’t need to put in effort to get laid, thereby creating situations where shitty men blame women for their own failures, where in reality if you touch grass, wear deodorant, and have a shred of empathy there is no shortage of people you can meet that will gladly fuck you even though you’re fat and ugly.
But I know you know this and are simply being Socratic, so carry on!
No wonder I have you tagged as a misandrist. Pig.
woah you can tag people?
The guy on the bottom right is the only one actually nailing that look.
He looks like he should be playing lead guitar in a folk band or something. Like he’s from some parallel universe’s version of Fleet Foxes.
They’re definetly in a metal band with several backgrounds. Top mid, clockwise: vocals, drums, lead guitar, bass, rhythm guitar (though guitars actually often harmonize or exchange solos)
His hair is fucking majestic.
That’s why he’s the Husband
Shit I got port and starboard reversed again
check the Emergency Captain’s Panel
Whaaaat, bottom middle for me, except he’s got mean eyes. That might be a reflection of his recent circumstances though, I can’t imagine he’s in a great mood.
What #3 lacks in hair he makes up for in heart!
Is that Richard Stallman?
They’re wearing orange so it might just be that they aren’t allowed to shave or take care of their presentation in jail
Burn on Stallman
The answer to that question is always yes.
My fat ass thinking “wow really?! How?!”
then I saw the men… no thanks
It appears she chooses quantity over quality.
the men chose quantity instead of quality too, in a sense
Quantity has a quality on its own.
