Somehow, a unicorn driving a well-maintained 20-year-old van with a mural painted on the side and promising positive change is the most trustworthy thing I’ve ever seen. That van probably runs on either solar power, magic, or dreams/hope too.

I’m open to giving up humor as a coping mechanism

If you know of something FUNNIER

Yes Richard I do enjoy violence. Which is why I will get into Peters car now and we will take some calls. This has to be my day!