All the staff are bloody English! How am I meant to practice German if none of them bloody speak it?!

False advertising.

  • Manchester and Brum have them round Xmas time selling ‘German’ Bratwurst and beer for £8 with lots of German flags waving.

    People were buying tiny pots of baked beans with curry powder in them for silly money.

    If they plan to charge me a tenner for a sausage I demand to be served in bloody German!