PORTLAND, OR—Preaching the virtues of breaking free from an oppressive system of mass brainwashing, local man Dan Pearson, the chosen one who will lead humanity out of its current dark age of commercialism, revealed Monday that advertising doesn’t work on him. “I actually do research online instead of just buying something because of some dumb […]
i have definitely seen an ad and gone “oh neat” a handful of times, but importantly those ads are like, fine? If you’re literally just going “this is our product! this is the cost! our product is good, buy it!” then yeah i might have a closer look