• Rose@slrpnk.net
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    12 hours ago

    Oh, most bicycles are sturdy enough to handle someone of Trump’s physique.

    However, if Trump tried to ride a bike, he’d likely just go real slow, wobble awkwardly a bit, then promptly veer into a ditch. He’s not very good at moving independently. Dude can barely walk up and down a ramp unassisted.

    • Dizzy Devil Ducky@lemm.ee
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      3 hours ago

      Yeah, but I thinks it’s funnier to think he’s fat enough to destroy a normal bike. I don’t doubt his eating habits are way less than ideal.