• WIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    21 hours ago

    80 years in da American sphere of influence. I wanted soft power, but I compromised. I tied myself to their economy instead.

    I wanted an EU army. But I compromised. I converted some farmland into US outposts. You see where I’m goin’?

    That disloyal piece of shit Britain’s colony- I can’t even say its name- taxed our imports. And what did I do about it? My weakness.

    Sometimes I think it’s in my Charter for Fundamental Rights. My economy took shit from the ‘merigans the minute WWII ended.

    zelensky-pain Come on, the fuck you talking about?

    The chicken tax. That’s MY fuckin’ legacy.

    …No more, Vovka. No more’a dis.