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Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago

There's a spider in my bathroom

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There's a spider in my bathroom

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Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago
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    I hate to break it to you, but that’s a male spider and you’re gay.

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      And this story is real, so it is Real AND Gay!

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        I’ve run out of AND. Best I can do is:

        (Real NOR Real) NOR (Gay NOR Gay)
        
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      Without a pic how do you know

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        smell

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