• mrfugu [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    Probably will be hot garbage but I really hope it’s not a Videogame Movie™️. Like don’t show me Timmothy Chevrolet going “wuh oh guys! I’m out of flasks!” I would also love if the movie had nothing to do with Miquella or the shattering but instead of being a potentially interesting spin off or side story it will almost certainly be a clumsy retelling of the most important historical bits in the game. Or… oh god it could be a story of the player playing the game

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      Or… oh god it could be a story of the player playing the game

      actually would be excited to see this film ONLY if they copy-pasted the plot from Minecraft movie. and if they cast Jack Black n mamoa attempting co-op i’d buy the directors cut dvd or whatever lol

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        To each their own, but I’m always amazed when people like these big star, big IP, big budget meta movies. It’s an immediate turn off for me when a movie is drenched with the feeling of some executive going “KIDS LIKE THIS, RIGHT? AND THIS TOO, RIGHT??? SMASH THEM TOGETHER AND MAKE IT IMAX!”

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          well im mostly tongue-in-cheek saying “ill never watch this in a million years” lol.

          buuuuut if in an alternate universe it was written as a silly, fun movie (like the recent D&D perhaps) or one that took time to make fun of its grimdark nature and ribbed the souls’ fanbase that takes itself far, far too seriously? i would pay good money to watch it.