The wooden kind
Yes, I own a full sized (200 liter / 53 gallon) ex-whiskey barrel that I repurposed into a rain water butt (shut the fuck up).
I bought it off of a local buy-and-sell website for I think €60 and bought a kit to channel rain water from my downspout into it. I then installed a brass spout on the side near the bottom as a tap. I can fill a watering can and water my raised bed plants with it even in droughts when watering plants with the hose is forbidden
Heh, “butt”.
what did I just fucking say I tried to get ahead of this fuckery god DAMN you
Sure. I’ll take a buttload so I can tap those bungholes.
Are you threatening me?
With a good time
Half barrels make nice planters.
Otherwise no.
Word.
Yeah, they protect the party from attacks for a bit.
If I found a nice looking one for free I’d take it and use it as a table, I don’t think I’d pay much for one though
I own 1 steel barrel and 3 plastic barrels
Plastic barrels? Are you dissolving bodies in acid?
The metal barrel might be more suited for acids depending on what metal it is. Plus bare metal is naturally anti microbial which will help avoid some possible risks with handling corpses
But I suppose if you’re going to leave the body in the it and waste the whole perfectly good barrel on a corpse, the plastic is likely a cheaper option
Why waste a perfectly good corpse on a barrel?
Because having the extra just means I’m disappointing two corpses at the same time.
No thanks, but I appreciate you offering to those who could be in desperate need 🤓
I don’t have one, I would like to have one. Are you offering?
barrel ownership must be nationalised to prevent anyone avoiding their turn in it
I’d like one, don’t really have a lot of space for it though. It’s not really a high life priority for me.
Hell yeah! How else would I be able to join the elite barrel owers club?
I’d like to have enough space to accommodate a barrel with ease if that counts?
If it’s within the EU and you’re offering, I will come pick it up in person sometime this summer
Can I use it to do a barrel roll?
You can and you should!
They’re great for making docks.
Also good for clothing if you wake up naked.
Always have an emergency barrel nearby