• hansolo@lemm.ee
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    1 day ago

    Stage 9 is everyone in the same room as you for more than 5 minute gets cancer.

    Stage 10 is when people just see an image of you and boom - cancer. Saw Ol’ Joe on the TV? Cancer. Disneyland Hall of Pridents? Animatronic cancer. You saw an Amtrack train in the distance? Close enough. Cancer.