MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day agoThe Wife sent this one to me.ani.socialimagemessage-square23linkfedilinkarrow-up1758arrow-down122
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minus-squareBarqsHasBite@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up53·1 day agoVampire: “Can I come inside?” English teacher: “I don’t know, can you?”
minus-squareSnortsGarlicPowder@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-216 hours agoVampire: “…I am a vampire. I am physically unable to enter unless you say I can. Me asking can I come inside is correct, I have no ability to enter otherwise”
minus-squareSaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·13 hours agoVampire: “Nevermind” pulls out a gun and shoots the teacher
Vampire: “Can I come inside?”
English teacher: “I don’t know, can you?”
Vampire: “…I am a vampire. I am physically unable to enter unless you say I can. Me asking can I come inside is correct, I have no ability to enter otherwise”
Vampire: “Nevermind” pulls out a gun and shoots the teacher