NDIANAPOLIS—In an effort to curb unauthorized traffic to adult websites within the state, Indiana lawmakers passed new legislation Thursday requiring all potential viewers of online pornography to register as sex offenders before they could access sexually explicit material. “This law will ensure that no resident of Indiana encounters harmful, X-rated content on the internet without […]
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