From the article:

“Not only is the whole situation a sad indictment of how much faith some people put in AI (and tasseography), but it’s also been pointed out that readings traditionally look at the foam patterns, the swirl, and the saucer – not just the leftover coffee grounds.”

So it wasn’t even a proper reading! 😆

Lucky guy! That sucks but sounds like a bullet dodged. If she left him over that she was going to leave him anyway.

I know enough new age astrology weirdos, both men and women, to regretfully inform you that this is not at all too dumb to imagine.