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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 个月前

Anon indulges

sh.itjust.works

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Anon indulges

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 个月前
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  • don@lemm.ee
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    Fake: no way you’re getting through that many snickers in one sitting without vomiting your guts up.

    Gay: anon is gay, everyone knows this.

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      Edit: actually no, I still don’t like this joke

      • SeekPie@lemmy.seekpie.nohost.me
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        Probably upside down to feel the vein.

    • Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Anon was there for the cock vein

      • Ginny [they/she]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I will never look at a snickers or mars bar the same way again.

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      Also, that photo clearly has a “candy warehouse” watermark. If the story was true, that would be a costco watermark.

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        For the record, I thought you were hilarious.

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      Can we please stop this anti-gay sentiment?

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        Someone doesn’t understand fake and gay

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          And of course no explanation.

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            https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/fake_and_gay

            Let me google that for you

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              And what i’m saying is that gay in there implies gay = uncool and that’s not cool.

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                If you are this easily offended I would strongly advise you to just block the 4chan and greentext communities. They use much worse terminology on occasion.

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                It’s probably one of the few times calling something gay means it’s literally homosexual

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            gay

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        These references are a celebration of diversity, read the room

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          These references are a celebration of diversity

          Wha, how?

          read the room

          I’m not good at that.

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