StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works to micromobility - Bikes, scooters, boards: Whatever floats your goat, this is micromobility@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoI really wish I could get a scooter but I weigh about 230 lbs, that's roughly the max weight for most scooters I findmessage-squaremessage-square38linkfedilinkarrow-up156arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up153arrow-down1message-squareI really wish I could get a scooter but I weigh about 230 lbs, that's roughly the max weight for most scooters I findStarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works to micromobility - Bikes, scooters, boards: Whatever floats your goat, this is micromobility@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square38linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarezipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·edit-21 day agoTie a bunch of helium balloons around your waist. Weigh less and you get to enjoy balloons. And your (SO/cat/dog whatever you have) will be able to see where you are easier 👍
minus-squareStarvingMartist@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 day agoComing in with the real answers
minus-squareathairmor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 day agoSkip the balloons and just inhale the helium. It’s better for the environment and a lot more fun for you.
Tie a bunch of helium balloons around your waist. Weigh less and you get to enjoy balloons. And your (SO/cat/dog whatever you have) will be able to see where you are easier 👍
Coming in with the real answers
Skip the balloons and just inhale the helium. It’s better for the environment and a lot more fun for you.
This guy gets it