🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeM to Crumbgrabber@lemm.eeEnglish · 27 days agoI still believe I could beat one in a fight.mander.xyzimagemessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up141arrow-down11cross-posted to: science_memes@mander.xyz
arrow-up140arrow-down1imageI still believe I could beat one in a fight.mander.xyz🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeM to Crumbgrabber@lemm.eeEnglish · 27 days agomessage-square14linkfedilinkcross-posted to: science_memes@mander.xyz
minus-squarethemeatbridge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·27 days agoI know for certain that I would kill a polar bear. Like, not even a question. Polar bears eat seals, and my diet consists primarily of highly processed food high in trans fats. I would clog the shit out of that polar bear’s arteries.
minus-square🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·27 days agoDon’t forget the Micro Plastics, it only makes you stronger.
I know for certain that I would kill a polar bear. Like, not even a question. Polar bears eat seals, and my diet consists primarily of highly processed food high in trans fats. I would clog the shit out of that polar bear’s arteries.
Don’t forget the Micro Plastics, it only makes you stronger.