BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 5 days agoSovcit just laughed.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down10
arrow-up142arrow-down1imageSovcit just laughed.lemmy.worldBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square9linkfedilink
minus-squarepapalonian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·5 days ago“I had a bad toothache”… “I just laughed” Translation: you walked in, said something stupid, had someone look at you like you were stupid, felt stupid, then did what the clerk said to do so you wouldn’t look more stupid.
minus-squarepigup@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoAnd also they’re not going to the dentist for similar stupid reasons and will probably get a bone infection in their face.
minus-square𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 days agoSo many of these things have the vibe of thinking about comebacks the next morning in the shower.
minus-squareArtVandelay@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days ago“The jerk store called, they’re running out of you!”
“I had a bad toothache”… “I just laughed”
Translation: you walked in, said something stupid, had someone look at you like you were stupid, felt stupid, then did what the clerk said to do so you wouldn’t look more stupid.
And also they’re not going to the dentist for similar stupid reasons and will probably get a bone infection in their face.
So many of these things have the vibe of thinking about comebacks the next morning in the shower.
“The jerk store called, they’re running out of you!”