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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago

Anon is a fighter

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Anon is a fighter

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago
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    https://www.reddit.com/r/primatology/comments/11nqwsa/how_strong_are_chimpanzees_compared_to_humansalso/
    Just putting this here because chimpanzees, while strong, aren’t THAT strong. A big strong male human is stronger than a big strong male chimpanzee.
    A gorilla of course would tear any person apart like tissue paper.

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      Yeh what chimps got on humans is they go from zero to ripping your face off in 0 seconds flat, humans either require a lot of buildup to get that pissed or some kind of drug.

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        Apparently it is an instinctive way that chimps fight. First they gouge your eyes so you can’t defend yourself. Then bite your hands so you can’t attack. Then they rip off your genitals because fuck you that’s why.

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        Years of martial arts training can give you this ability too, i mean, anon gonna be killed, but he won’t hesitate

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          Idk about you, but I hesitate to get myself killed.

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        Florida man has entered the enclosure.

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      I can believe that. There was that bath salts nutcase a few years back, and his victim was left in a similar state to chimp attack victims…

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