I once won the national hot food eating contest in Germany. Most of the capsaicine you consume actually goes out via the kidneys - but you only begin to notice once you eat extremely hot food (talking 1 million+ scoville here). It’ll make you think your dick radioactively glows in the dark.
As always: a bidet is the answer.
Wipe with velcro.
Why do you have your hemorrhoid out to watch you eat pizza.
Idk about op, but mine always wanna hang out.
Did yours give you options? huh.
I was lonely…
Glad someone is asking the real questions.
I am uncle franks raging asshole.
Lmao is this from fightclub
yeah sorta. I mean uncle frank is from hellraiser here in the pic, but my quote was from fight club.
I fell in to a burning ring of fire, it burns burns burns, my ring of fire
Mexican horn solo
This is Hellraiser, right?
I don’t think they specify the brand of hot sauce, but maybe
Yup
We have hot shites to show you.
I feel attacked
Are you the hemorrhoid in the picture?
Just don’t upset them, rhoid rage ain’t pretty.
You should be afraid to sit down for extended period of time, but clearly not with all that hot sauce slathered on everything.
