• saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
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    (Lux Aeterna plays in the background)
    In a world where mice race blocks of cheese on the hard streets of Chicago…

    Jeff the mouse: “Randy our car is made out of my favorite food!”
    Randy: “Don’t eat it!”

    Two mice stop giving a damn.

    Jeff: “How far do you think I can jump this bad boy!?”
    Randy: “But this car is your grandfather’s legacy!”

    And drive as fast as they can.

    Jeff: “I don’t have a license!”
    Randy: “Who cares?! We’re mice baby!”

    This summer…

    Jeff: “The thing about racing is you always want to take your time.”
    Randy: “That’s not true.”

    MOUSE RACE CHICAGO UNLICENSED MOUSE FRIENDS WHO ARE JUST REGULAR MICE IN A CHEESE CAR. THE MOVIE.

    no refunds