• HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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    1 day ago

    There’s gonna be a lot of references to the evidence against him being bologna, an officer named Mahoney, having his hair cut in prison by a jabroney, his MAGA uncle Tony, …anything else?

    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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      23 hours ago

      Um…

      "He’s confined all alone, he

      's been starved til he’s bony,

      And Miranda is phony

      Cuz the DA’s a crony

      (Hope this song wins a Tony!)"

      Editing to add, I discovered there’s already an old Louis Prima song “Luigi” about a numbers runner whose downfall is a corrupt cop. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GAcOxvwZFYA