Gives you a bollywood experience right into your terminal, with more than 1000 ips simulated! An INFINITE amount of simulated names! Over 100 different types of glitches! An overly dramatic hack, just like seen in the movies! And more (If you -REALLY- have a lot of time to spend staring at this command.)
Click here to grab the C code, followed by instructions on how to compile it.
You could make a cronjob/bash script that opens haxx in a terminal, with the appropriate font size.