BTW, check merriam-webster’s bluesky. Its really good.
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A tweet saying “It took me 19 years to figure out NEWS stands for “notable events, weather and sports” 🤔”. It has a reply from Merriam-Webster saying “No.”
BTW, check merriam-webster’s bluesky. Its really good.
A tweet saying “It took me 19 years to figure out NEWS stands for “notable events, weather and sports” 🤔”. It has a reply from Merriam-Webster saying “No.”
Just in case anyone was wondering: it’s because it’s about new events
Oh yeah smart guy? Why is it pronounced NUDES then? Huh ?
SEND NEWS
i can’t lie, those news are FETT
… butter up my noods already, would ya?
It’s getting steamy in this kitchen, oh my…
(lolololol)
could i maybe double-fork your noods? that would be soo hot
… yes… but… be gentle…
(ok dear god this has to stop NO ERP ON MAIN)
there’s even a line with puns. i’m not judging, i’m just saying that’s probably the line lol
No Underwear Dickpick Expecting Sex
Ah yes, my favorite pastime, dickpicking.
I uhhhh… Don’t think it is buddy…
It’s all about what’s new so we should really call it SNEW.
What about sports?
They usually cover weather too i think.