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minus-squareRoundeyegweilo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down27·2 months agoOh shit thanks for the clarification. In that case I guess I’ll just piss on your floor and leave it then.
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25arrow-down3·2 months agoJust fucking sit on the toilet you animal.
minus-squaremybuttnolie@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-22 months agoHe’ll now sit on your toilet while pissing on the floor
minus-squareRoundeyegweilo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down5·2 months agoNo, I don’t think I will.
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down2·2 months agoWhat, you’re scared that you won’t be a manly man if you don’t piss standing up and splash your piss around so you can put your feet in it next time you go? You would rather piss in the sink than sit in a room where no one can see you anyway?
minus-squareRoundeyegweilo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·2 months agoNope. It’s simply because I don’t want to. Are you so afraid of what people will think of you, that you won’t eat dog food?
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down2·2 months agoHave fun being disgusting then 🤷
minus-squareRoundeyegweilo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·1 month agoAre you trying to tell me I can’t come over and piss all over your floor?
minus-squareFelixCress@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoAt least wipe it out with their towel afterwards.
Oh shit thanks for the clarification.
In that case I guess I’ll just piss on your floor and leave it then.
Just fucking sit on the toilet you animal.
He’ll now sit on your toilet while pissing on the floor
No, I don’t think I will.
What, you’re scared that you won’t be a manly man if you don’t piss standing up and splash your piss around so you can put your feet in it next time you go? You would rather piss in the sink than sit in a room where no one can see you anyway?
Nope. It’s simply because I don’t want to.
Are you so afraid of what people will think of you, that you won’t eat dog food?
Have fun being disgusting then 🤷
Are you trying to tell me I can’t come over and piss all over your floor?
At least wipe it out with their towel afterwards.