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FloridaMan@kyberpunk.social to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Favourite kind of american

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Favourite kind of american

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FloridaMan@kyberpunk.social to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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    Trigger discipline: not

    • Asafum@feddit.nl
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      I was just coming to say that and I’ve never even held a gun lol

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      they are always triggered, so this checks out

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      Booger hook: bang switch.

    • tryptaminev 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺@feddit.de
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      Also the gun doesn’t hold a magazine. So he is irresponsible and pathetic at the same time.

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      deleted by creator

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        Always treat a firearm as if it’s loaded. Never let the muzzle point at anything that you are not willing to destroy. Only put your finger on the trigger if you’re about to shoot. Be sure of your target and that there’s nothing behind it.

        The 4 golden rules ✨

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          And are allowed to destroy, ofc.

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          I only have one firearm rule: Fuck firearms

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            Instructions unclear, dick shot

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              Oh no, not again 😱

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        It could still have a bullet in the chamber. Always treat every gun as if it was loaded because you never know.

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        Every firearm is loaded unless fully disassembled.

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          “No such thing as an unloaded gun” Disassembled it’s just parts for a gun, but not one.

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        A gun is always loaded and the chamber could absolutely have a round in it. That is how literally every on-set gun death has happened. Round in the chamber that wasn’t supposed to be there.

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    ah another responsible gun owner I see

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      Don’t worry, it’s a BB gun so he can’t hurt himself. Mom didn’t want him owning real guns after the fiasco with the hair dryer back in '06

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        Hurting himself is like, most of what he does.

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      Finger right on that trigger, just in case he happens to point it at his face.

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      Well, at best it’s a single desk pop.

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    Bobby Hill with another 15 years on him.

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      More like Bobby Hill with another 15 years left.

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      Dang it, bobbeh. I told ya that boy wasn’t right.

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    Doesn’t his relationship make him gay?

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      He never has sex though, as mentioned

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      You’re assuming GOD is a man?

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          I’m sorry, I don’t understand that reference.

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            She is main character Neptune from Neptunia series, she is goddess according to the lore

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              Thank you for explaining 🤗

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    I also like the version with the caption: “dreams of a zombie apocalypse - would die running up a flight of stairs”

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    Christianity and right wing thought produce such toxic people. How do we turn the tide? How do we fix our people, our culture, ourselves?

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      Free education for all, teachers who are paid enough to care

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      Reject teenage liberal rebellion phase

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      Simple, become a disciple of Christ

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        Your belief system is finally dying. And humanity will be better because of it.

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          It’s not really dying IMO

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            Removed by mod

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          I don’t think you even understand the “belief system.”

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            I spent 30 years immersed in evangelical Christianity. I have read the Bible cover to cover. Twice. The world will be better off when your belief system is relegated to the ash heap of history.

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              Do you condemn Christianity because of the people or the book? Because the people dont make the religion, your own faith does. It seems like your experience of people has informed your reading of the book and your faith. If you had difficulties with other people, I won’t shed crocodile tears, but I’ll wish you the best.

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                Obviously Christians are horrible hypocrites. Just look at their embrace of Trump. There is no hate like Christian love.

                But that’s not why I rejected Christianity. It had nothing to do with the book. Or the people. It’s down to one simple thing. There is no God. It’s a myth. It’s bronze age mythology. Everything is just man made. Men invented it. Men wrote it. Men interpret it and argue about it. It’s all made up. There. Is. No. God.

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        No thanks, I’ve seen what awful people your religion turns them into

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          Religion does not require indoctrination. Indoctrination uses religion

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        Amen

      • Aniki 🌱🌿@lemm.eeBanned
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        Which version?! There’s so many to choose from!!

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          Fuck do I know the ESV I guess

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    Took me a bit to understand “diet: betes”

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    isn’t he german or am I confusing this big guy with the german big guy who runs mega and looks pretty much alike ?

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      He does look like Kim Dotcom, who is indeed German-Finnish but I’m not certain it’s him.

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        thank god, thought I was crazy.

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          Also, for what it’s worth: from the pictures I’ve found, it looks like Dotcom has darker facial hair, but it might depend on the lighting.

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      Nope, not him, this is another fat white guy.

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        There’s two?

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      From NZ too

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        but he “only” lives there right, he was born in germany and does not have any other citizenship as far as I know

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      I also immediately thought of that guy

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    I don’t think he can be in a relationship with god. Assuming protestant, and often evangelical, there’s a trinity of which Jesus is part and whom they consider too woke

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      And beeing in a relationsship with god and jesus would be gay too…

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    God bless America

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    USA in one Image

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      Accurate

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    Southpark Scott all growed up. I see his diet bedes issue has gotten worse.

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    The middle two probably describes the lemmy users as well.

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    Another non-American posting memes about Americans.

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      Well, you are a living meme. What did you expect?

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      And Americans never post memes about non-americans.

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        Americans never make fun of, or go to war with people of other nations

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      It’s funny though innit?

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      You took that photo I’m thinking? 🤨

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        Probably the dude in the photo.

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