• LaughingLion [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    4 days ago

    [WP] You are made of star dust like Carl Sagan said. Every element that makes up your body originates from the origin of the universe. When you cum it is galaxy-goo. It is big-bang-batter.

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      One time at my old job one of my managers got trolled by a guy in the deli who told him a customer was asking if we carry a certain product. He came up to me with his phone in hand and asked me entirely straight faced and just a little frustrated if I ever heard of Gluten Free Baby Batter and I almost died laughing. He turned BEET red and it was one of the funniest things to ever happen to me at any job in my entire life. Apparently he had been walking around asking our coworkers about it for at least like 10 minutes and nobody told him.