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MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com to Ask Lemmy NSFW@lemmynsfw.comEnglish · 25 days ago

You wake up one morning to find your genital is replaced with an opposite genital that is fully functional. No other bodily changes happened to you, only the genital swap. What do you do?

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You wake up one morning to find your genital is replaced with an opposite genital that is fully functional. No other bodily changes happened to you, only the genital swap. What do you do?

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MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com to Ask Lemmy NSFW@lemmynsfw.comEnglish · 25 days ago
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    25 days ago

    You got two holes

    • MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.comOP
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      25 days ago

      yeah but only one of them can jizz out pee. With a vagina, you get to choose which hole the pee comes from. Source: I read it on the internet one time

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        Yeah this is true. A girl I used to work with told me about it. You can pee out of the pee hole, or the clitoris. Your choice.

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          What! Most absurd thing I heard yet.

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            Next thing you’ll be telling me you don’t give birth out of your cloaca 🙄🙄

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              actually women poop out the baby through their butthole. That’s why you’re always hearing about pooping the bed while giving birth. There’s no way to separate the baby from the poop until its outside the rectum. idk if this is true. I thought women didn’t have buttholes.

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                Everybody has a butthole; how do you think we breathe when we lie on our stomachs?

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      Not in my penis. Not functional anyway

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