• Auzy@aussie.zone
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    2 days ago

    Let’s start by banning horse racing for a start and all these gambling ads

    Next, fucking nobody cares about the Melbourne cup. Just throw a large party without the horses, keep the alcohol, keep the public holiday, and nobody will give a crap horses aren’t getting injured. I

    And all the rich pricks can still claim it as a business expense or whatever to keep them happy and get tax payers to pay for their private planes to go

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      1 day ago

      Let’s do human races, get the jockeys to ride the rich people and the rich people win the money. Cuts costs on hay and stables and shit.

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        1 day ago

        It’s funny you say that.

        I normally propose we get a bunch of drunk people to race and bet on them instead. You need a minimum bac to compete