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“Seymour! The bush is on fire!”
“No mother, that’s just the word of God!”
“Help! Heeelp!”Happy Easter to all my favourite christian comrades!
And the stone that was put at the door rolled of itself and made way in part; and the tomb was opened, and both the young men entered in. 10. When therefore those soldiers saw it, they awakened the centurion and the elders, for they too were close by keeping guard.
And as they declared what things they had seen, again they saw three men come forth from the tomb, and two of them supporting one, and a cross following them. And the heads of the two reached to heaven, but the head of him who was led by them overpassed the heavens.
And they heard a voice from the heavens, saying, You have preached to them that sleep. And a response was heard from the cross, Yes.
[muffled voice of jesus behind the rock]
“And this is what I call…super saiyan 3! HAAAAAAAAAAAA”
No, Jesus, you’re gonna use up all your time on earth!
No thats kaio-ken he can remain sayajin as long as he remains angry
Uh, no. Jesus had limited time on earth because he had only come to participate in the gladiator tournament. And see his family too, I guess.
I… I stand corrected. I clearly need to read up on my verses
To be fair, a majority of them are just, “AAAAAAAAaaaaaaAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaàaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA.”
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
“Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, located entirely within this tomb?!”
“Yes.”
“May I See it?”
“No.”
He is risen comrades!
