wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 days agoTime for the big question: is it gay to suck your own dick?message-squaremessage-square43linkfedilinkarrow-up143arrow-down10
arrow-up143arrow-down1message-squareTime for the big question: is it gay to suck your own dick?wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square43linkfedilink
minus-squareZuzak [fae/faer, she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·10 days ago“If you go back in time and have sex with yourself, would that be considered masturbation?” was another one of those questions that were rigorously discussed when I was in high school.
minus-squareWoodScientist [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·10 days agoNo. Because you are not the same person. No man can walk through the same river twice, for it is not the same river, and it is not the same man.
minus-squareZuzak [fae/faer, she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·10 days agoDamn, people gotta adjust their body counts
minus-squareinsurgentrat [she/her, it/its]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 days agoThere is a delay between thought and action. Therefore by the time you begin each stroke the person with the intent to do so is already in the past. Therefore, masturbation is a little gay.
minus-squaremayo_cider [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-29 days agoYou bet the sex I’m going to have is going to be gay
“If you go back in time and have sex with yourself, would that be considered masturbation?” was another one of those questions that were rigorously discussed when I was in high school.
No. Because you are not the same person.
No man can walk through the same river twice, for it is not the same river, and it is not the same man.
Damn, people gotta adjust their body counts
There is a delay between thought and action. Therefore by the time you begin each stroke the person with the intent to do so is already in the past.
Therefore, masturbation is a little gay.
You bet the sex I’m going to have is going to be gay