Why don’t you people proofread these things before posting?
You think we’re a bunch of weirods?
Just your bodies internal clock.
Lol it’s a meme not a research paper ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Weirod.
So everyone should just ignore basic spelling, grammar and punctuation? I seriously don’t understand that mindset. All you’re doing by not caring is making it even more obvious that you’re an idiot.
and getting all hot and bothered in a meme thread over it is any beter? all youre doin is makin it even more obvious that youre being a prick abot it
tyops improove engagement
I didn’t see anything wrong with it
I don’t think there’s a bigger bliss in this world than waking up randomly at night, looking over at the clock and realizing it’s still early as fuck so you can go back to sleep 🤤
- wakes up in the middle of the night
- realises it’s 4 am, need to wake up at 5am
- can’t fall asleep for 45min …
- no profit
When I was a kid, I would set an alarm for like 2am, just for this. I was a dumb kid (now not a kid…)
I was also a dumb kid!
There is, it’s waking up early thinking you’re late to work / school only to realize you’ve woken early and today is your day off
unless you stress out about not being asleep and get angry and then you can’t sleep! hahahaha
Me when I have morning meetings, every time without fail. I specifically ask people don’t schedule shit until 10AM because of this, and most people are chill with it, thankfully.
amen to that
cross time zone teams means my pointless standup meetings are either set at sharp 9 am or even earlier, fucking bullshit.
wow that blows. try moving east! i lived on the west coast and cross zone teams sucked. but now on the east coast the meetings are at like 2pm. freakin love it
I had team members outside of the US, hopefully my next job is better, but with all the outsourcing these days, I have little hope of even landing a job,let alone one where everyone I need to work with is local
My bodies interal clock is spot on 99.9999% of the time. The one time it’s wrong and im late for my own funeral
I used to need a bunch of them, then I got old and started going to bed at 9 almost every night and now I wake up within five minutes of 7 o clock EVERY day.
Probably would have been that way all along if not for all the drugs and alcohol I guess
My cat has a more precise internal clock than humans could ever engineer.
Hint: it wakes up so punctually because it can hear the mice scratching in the walls, who are reacting to your boiler starting to heat the pipes at 7am sharp.
Yes, he knows when I’m in that deep sleep like 30-60m before my alarm goes off, so that when I give him the boot I don’t have enough time to go back to bed for any meaningful sleep.
If I don’t get up before 8:30am or so, my husky will softly grumble until I get up. The grumbles get progressively louder.
Edited to add A video!
The trick is to figure out how long you sleep naturally and go to sleep that amount of time before you need to wake up. Doesn’t work for insomniacs unfortunately.
Having kids removed the need for alarms. The whole house is awake between 630 and 7 every day.
People with rude cats
Bio alarm
i don’t need any alarm because i have cats
Cats with baseball bats.
I am all of these depending on how depression/anxiety has been treating me lately
I have a baby. No need for an alarm, he has one built in 👍
I usually wake up around 5-10 mins prior to my alarm if I slept the right amount (around 6 hours). In the rare occassion I get woken up by my alarm I feel the rest of the day like shit (very tired, annoyed at evrything, very sensitive to light, need 10 coffees to survive).
Same. If I am in a good sleep routine, I consistently wake up about 10 minutes before the alarm goes off, especially in the spring and summer. In winter I am somewhat more likely to immediately fall back asleep because I don’t hear the birds chirping.
6 hours ?? Don’t we all need more than 11? Guess I’m abnormal, ha
A propos of nothing, I think this is one of the funniest images ever made. The pure horror of the small child, the utter confident terror of the elder, the random shingles, the unexpected wooden bucket, the crazy cute rabbit staring at the unexpected wooden bucket - just pure genius
Pretty sure those shingles are asbestos as well.
Alarm is set for 4:45am, which lets me get my teeth brushed and pre-workout downed before the gym two blocks from my house opens at 5. I’m up at 3:45-4:15am every morning. I go to bed at 8pm. Once every 1-2 months, I’ll hear my alarm.
You must not work 8-5… I need my long nights to get revenge on how much of my day was spent working
Fuck! It’s me right there represented in this comment! Fuck!
I’m an 8-5’er alright. I live for the mornings. I like to think I’m blasting through my best energy for the day before I even get to work.
I’ve never thought of that. I can’t fathom doing all my fun stuff before work instead of after. Interesting !
