Luckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agoYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectmessage-squaremessage-square263fedilinkarrow-up1133arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1133arrow-down1message-squareYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectLuckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square263fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareutopia_dig@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·1 year agoThe ability to stop pooping for three days.
minus-squareCrabhands@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 year agoEach day you don’t poop, you lay an egg that hatches into a random monster. The egg is indestructible.
minus-squareAlolanYoda@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 year agoYou have to post about it online and keep the community updated on your progress, becoming the first widespread Lemmy meme
minus-squareGazumbo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoBut when you eventually poop your in the middle of human a human centipede
minus-squareAlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoOr just some painkillers. I had surgery seven or eight years ago and I still remember how badly I wanted to shit by day three and it just wasn’t happening.
The ability to stop pooping for three days.
Each day you don’t poop, you lay an egg that hatches into a random monster. The egg is indestructible.
You have to post about it online and keep the community updated on your progress, becoming the first widespread Lemmy meme
But when you eventually poop your in the middle of human a human centipede
You already can – immodium
Or just some painkillers. I had surgery seven or eight years ago and I still remember how badly I wanted to shit by day three and it just wasn’t happening.