Luckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agoYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectmessage-squaremessage-square263fedilinkarrow-up1133arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1133arrow-down1message-squareYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectLuckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square263fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareTheEntity@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 year agoBut you can poop only once every 3 days.
minus-squarelazylion_ca@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoThat’s my normal, so what’s the problem?
minus-squareMaximilious@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoAn annoying happy-go-lucky theme song plays for all to hear around you.
minus-squareLells@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year ago… despite having nightmarish diarrhea every hour, on the hour.
I’m happy
But you can poop only once every 3 days.
That’s my normal, so what’s the problem?
You die immediately after this
But only until you sober up.
Ok that was dark.
An annoying happy-go-lucky theme song plays for all to hear around you.
… despite having nightmarish diarrhea every hour, on the hour.