There’s something extra fun about this post in that alcohol taken anally is far more effective since it bypasses the digestive tract and gets absorbed directly into the blood stream from the colon. Like 2 oz vodka mixed with 4 oz lubricant shot up in an enema will have you SMASHED. So having a few glasses of wine put up there will make that a very memorable Thanksgiving.
Had a fling with someone who was into butt chugging for a bit. To not get inappropriately wasted, they’d have 2 oz of wine for an entire evening. This would put them at just past tipsy and they were like 6 ft tall, for reference.
I remember a case a few years ago where a woman was charged with manslaughter or something similar in the death of her husband. He wasn’t supposed to have alcohol at all for medical reasons but really wanted it. At his request she gave him an alcohol enema which killed him. IIRC they had been warned specifically against doing that, which was part of why she was charged.
There’s something extra fun about this post in that alcohol taken anally is far more effective since it bypasses the digestive tract and gets absorbed directly into the blood stream from the colon. Like 2 oz vodka mixed with 4 oz lubricant shot up in an enema will have you SMASHED. So having a few glasses of wine put up there will make that a very memorable Thanksgiving.
Memorable for everyone else, yeah.
Ohhhhh yeah.
Had a fling with someone who was into butt chugging for a bit. To not get inappropriately wasted, they’d have 2 oz of wine for an entire evening. This would put them at just past tipsy and they were like 6 ft tall, for reference.
I need to hear more about this person.
They were a phenomenal fencer in their heyday and continue to make just the most amazing cookies.
Sounds like a person of renaissance, a true warrior poet.
I remember a case a few years ago where a woman was charged with manslaughter or something similar in the death of her husband. He wasn’t supposed to have alcohol at all for medical reasons but really wanted it. At his request she gave him an alcohol enema which killed him. IIRC they had been warned specifically against doing that, which was part of why she was charged.