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Born to drink, forced to piss 😖💦
GET A BIDET BROTHER. IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
I CAME HERE TO BLAST ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM, AND I’M ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM
But I almost always poop at work :(
BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR, I MAKE A DIME. THAT’S WHY I SHIT ON COMPANY TIME.
BOSS MAKES A MILLION, I MAKE A BUCK. THAT’S WHY I CRANK IT IN THE COMPANY TRUCK.
WHAT DID YOU SAY? I CAN’T HEAR YOU
Forced my ass, get a bidet.