I don’t regret having a good heart but damn do we ever win?

  • LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe
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    10 days ago

    That’s Homo Instagramus, a new species of hominid that exists only on Instagram, as it requires excessive camera filters to stay alive. When deprived of filters, the instagramus’ genetic code loses stability, and it reverts back to a human being.