AnonomousWolf@lemm.ee to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 2 days agoWho would win in a fight, a Gorilla or a Bear of equal weight?message-squaremessage-square66fedilinkarrow-up153arrow-down17
arrow-up146arrow-down1message-squareWho would win in a fight, a Gorilla or a Bear of equal weight?AnonomousWolf@lemm.ee to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square66fedilink
minus-squareSanguinePar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down1·edit-22 days agoNot sure, but I was once (un?)fortunate enough to witness what happens when a bear was faced with an orangutan.
minus-squarePrehensile_cloaca @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoNow, I’m the king of the swingers Oh, the jungle VIP I’ve reached the top and had to stop And that’s what botherin’ me I wanna be a man, mancub And stroll right into town And be just like the other men I’m tired of monkeyin’ around!
minus-squareSanguinePar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoOooooh, oobidoo! I wanna be like you-oo-oo! I wanna walk like you! Talk like you! Scoo-doo-bidoo!
Not sure, but I was once (un?)fortunate enough to witness what happens when a bear was faced with an orangutan.
To shreds you say?
Now, I’m the king of the swingers
Oh, the jungle VIP
I’ve reached the top and had to stop
And that’s what botherin’ me
I wanna be a man, mancub
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I’m tired of monkeyin’ around!
Oooooh, oobidoo!
I wanna be like you-oo-oo!
I wanna walk like you!
Talk like you!
Scoo-doo-bidoo!