THE KING VS. THE KING OF THE DEAD
An aging Elvis Presley and an African-American “JFK” stay in a nursing home where nothing much happens - that is, until a wayward Egyptian mummy comes and sucks out the old people’s souls thru their a-holes. The two decide to fight back.
You come for Bruce Campbell doing a geriatric Elvis impersonation, you leave with a newfound respect for the importance of dignified elderly care. In the middle, some souls get sucked out of butts. This movie rules.