cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/28113913
Right-wing Christian podcaster caught in homosexual tryst in 3… 2… 1…
Sounds like something a gay right-wing Christian podcaster would say.
In 2 weeks we’ll read an article of him being found with and underage boy.
Stupid sexy airport scanners
A high tech variation of “the Devil made me do it.”
that sounds like an exit plan from being straight
Oh yeah,
It’s always a confession with this type of weirdo
Yeah, probably he has travelled a lot and is desperate for any, ANY, excuse for those strange feelings.
Those scanners are a pain
A normal metal detector is fine, but if I go through a scanner my PA sets it off and I get patted and wanded. It doesn’t set off a wand, and I’m forever saying “wow, that’s weird, I have no idea what’s going on!” because they never tweak the end of my dick, as thoroughly as they may pat
How many times has he been to the airport?
I suspect he likes to visit them often. Probably enjoys the friendly bathrooms too.
true, been in one. am a wee fruity now.
anyone wants to help me hide them in the entrance of republican convection?
Well, there are those luggage ones named “analogic”.