The 2025 version of that U2 album being forced into people’s iPhones. Except it’s 10,000 times as bad.
Seriously though - I can image Trump/Elon connecting government services, government benefits to Twitter in a way that forces people to have an account and also to use it publicly.
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“Hello, I’m BTGTgrok - the better than government™ tool. How can I help you.”
“I’m 83 and I had to make a Twitter account at the public library today. I need my Social Security check. This is very important.”
“Reply with yr Social Security number.”
“Yr?”
“Your. Like - your old.”
“That’s YOU’RE. And I don’t understand Twitter but this conversation is public right?”
“Thx for teaching me grammar, grammy! Reply with yr Social Security number.”
The 2025 version of that U2 album being forced into people’s iPhones. Except it’s 10,000 times as bad.
Seriously though - I can image Trump/Elon connecting government services, government benefits to Twitter in a way that forces people to have an account and also to use it publicly.
-–
“Hello, I’m BTGTgrok - the better than government™ tool. How can I help you.”
“I’m 83 and I had to make a Twitter account at the public library today. I need my Social Security check. This is very important.”
“Reply with yr Social Security number.”
“Yr?”
“Your. Like - your old.”
“That’s YOU’RE. And I don’t understand Twitter but this conversation is public right?”
“Thx for teaching me grammar, grammy! Reply with yr Social Security number.”