• RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    I still wipe first with a bidet. I don’t need little bits of poo going anywhere. And then I wipe after, because I don’t need swamp ass, either.

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      4 days ago

      We need an electric ass dryer, for after we use water like civilized people.