my country can only afford the free version of Empirify with ads, so the american troops stationed here wear uniforms with ads all over them like football jerseys, and the tanks have big billboards on the side like city buses. (actually no ads for turkish airlines or boner pills, it’s just ads for the paid version of Empirify)

also it’s always stuck on shuffle, meaning the planes fly around randomly and sometimes bomb our own troops. but that’s to be expected