“The worst part of this whole thing is that I don’t get to be against those Asians anymore!!! Where’s my american exceptionalism?!”

“Freaking Vance, even I could find a ton of bad things to say about China!!”

Say the word!!!

“Ackchually, China is about to collapse :smuglord: ghost metro stops! USSR shortages!!!”

God I fucking hate libs.

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    6 days ago

    Iirc they weren’t impressed and declared it to be a matter of “luck”.

    That reminds me of this dumbass I know who keeps leaving his carrots out in the woods, underneath a box propped up by a stick. Complete waste of food, but somehow he keeps getting lucky and small animals keep randomly going under the box, causing it to fall on top of them. He’s so superstitious, he swears up and down that the reason it keeps happening is because of the carrots, even though obviously it doesn’t make any sense logically.