• adam_y@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    I can fall asleep, near instantly, at will.

    I call it my time machine function.

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      5 days ago

      I envy you so much. Yours is an actual superpower. My ability is the opposite, I can wake up from an alarm no matter the circumstance, slept only 3 hours while completely drunk? Still wake up instantly and start doing things, I’ve never missed an alarm in my life.

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        4 days ago

        You an I… We are either going to form an unstoppable super team or… You ate going to end up as my nemesis.

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          4 days ago

          You sleep a lot and I do everything? Doesnt sound very nice to me, tho in FF14 there is a quest chain where one guys is always awake and his ‘wife’ sleeps for him because of a magical item.

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          5 days ago

          We need to learn the fusion dance, we would be unstoppable! (To be clear, I can wake up and be ‘functional’ whenever, doesnt mean I get good rest nor wake up happy)

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        5 days ago

        I can sleep at will and wake up at will. Like I am traveling early so I have to wake at 4:30am no problem!

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      5 days ago

      But never suddenly, out of your control, right? As long as it’s not narcolepsy, I would appreciate it if you gave me that skill.

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        4 days ago

        No, not at all. In fact I am pretty good at being able to stay awake for rather long periods of time. I can comfortably go 48 hours without sleep.

        If I could donate it I would happily do so.