I weild the Blade of Le’gume whose bite still recalls the savour of my mortal foe To’foo. It hungers anew. Wilst thou fight me, oh pretender to the throne
Down with the monarchy!
Stay thy tongue shitizen the throne and the relief it permits is mine and mine alone
Smash the beaniarchy!
this is what i have been saying
bean has lost the mandate of heaven
And UP with the Diarchy , whispered Dirt Owl.
Nice try, Beanith! But we both know that only the first-born daughter has the right to rule Beegtoot, which is your sister Beantrice. So put down your wall-hanger sword and stop with the whole LARPing nonsense, you damn nerd!
You don’t understand me mum you NEVER UNDERSTOOD ME
Put your toy sword down, NOW! Or else you will be sent to your bedchamber without having slop-pie for dinner.
To bean or not to bean? That is the question.
Alas poor yonic i knew him well
The Royal Corona
is an enormous, thick-skinned runner with a surprisingly creamy interior.
I wasn’t surprised. I drove my rapier through the neck of the cowardly ‘Royal Corona’ knave though it were a hot knife through tofu. You come for the king of beans you best not piss
This is who has been keeping beanises held back from development because Beanith keeps spending all our tax beans on ransoms after getting captured in bhess.
Do not beansmirch my proud name, I fought in the nine year’s war to claim back what was ours from the Nightshades. I even lost my favoured steed Shadowfart in the fighting…
My great aunt Beantunia died storming the wall at Moonwall, you aristocratic fuck.
Five years in the bean dungeon now or I’ll have your head
I have only one option now:
This deep Beanis lore is GOOD posting
The movies did Sir Beanith so dirty though, he’s a more complex character in the books A Song of Beanis and Fire
I absolutely LOVE the legumerancy quadrilogy
The Blade of Le’gume has been passed down for generations in Beegtoot, a particularly notable story from this saga involves a young bean named Beanith who had great aspirations…deleted by creator
He is my uncle by blood
