• FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
    49·
    6 days ago

    Conservatives don’t seem to understand that many of us “libtards” are better equipped to “swim” than they are.

    We’re wealthier, better educated, healthier, tend to have more stable careers etc.

    They’re free to harm themselves, but they hurt other vulnerable people too, and that’s what I cannot stand

    • dota__2@lemmy.world
      37·
      6 days ago

      in their fantasy world, they have the guns to take the resources when everything breaks down.

      • partial_accumen@lemmy.world
        23·
        6 days ago

        So what do they imagine they’re going to do after they shoot everyone and they’ve already eaten through their 1 year of Infowars freeze-dried ApocalypseChow? Are they going to pick up a shovel, plant a garden, and tend to it before dying an early death from preventable disease?

        Couldn’t they just skip the mass starvation and early death and just go right to the garden step and be happier?

        • Cyrus Draegur@lemm.ee
          6·
          6 days ago

          They think we’re nothing but effete city-slicker softbois in skinny jeans and man-buns with no upper body strength who don’t know how to distill our own drinking water, grow our own food, generate our own electricity, or operate a firearm.

            • Cyrus Draegur@lemm.ee
              3·
              5 days ago

              Honestly though the harder they underestimate us the more likely we are to be victorious in conflict. You’re right: the element of surprise is priceless.

    • NJSpradlin@lemmy.world
      7·
      6 days ago

      Well, they’re expecting that the democrats, libtards, and otherwise less loyal will end up being rounded up and placed in internment camps with the other ‘others’.

      Their gold teeth and jewelry, and even their shoes, will be pulled from their bodies just as much as the other lesser humans.

      • THX-1138@lemmy.one
        6·
        6 days ago

        This has been their plan all along. A Christofascist state run by plutocrats and getting “rich” on slave labor.

  • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
    442·
    6 days ago

    A co-worker accused me of “Trump derangement syndrome”, and I just started spitting out a list of “Yeah! Kinda like how US troops had Osama bin Laden derangement syndrome! Or how 1930s Jews had Hitler derangement syndrome! Or how Oklahoma City had Timothy McVey derangement syndrome! Or how Union forces had slavery derangement syndrome! …ya starting to understand how fucking stupid that sounds?”

    …and no, it didn’t shut him up, he just deflected to another topic, but that’s about as close as you can get to progress when debating these fucking morons.

    • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      4·
      6 days ago

      So MAGAts, would you be willing to let Trump shit in your open mouth if a “libtard” had to smell it…?

      Narrator: They were indeed willing.